March 08'S SPIRITS LIFTED  are a few Irish jokes.

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
         Alex Levine


This is one race of people for whom psychoanalysis is of no use whatsoever.
         Sigmund Freud (about the Irish)

 
A Clipping from a Cork newspaper

DONNACHIES BAR   COBH

Due to the sad death of Paddy, the bar to all intents and purpose, will remain closed during our grief,   but so as not to inconvenience our esteemed customers, the door will remain ajar.  Tis what Paddy wanted.

Thank you,

Donnachie family.

 
Why does it take five Irishmen to change a light bulb?
One to change the bulb.
Four to remark about how grand the old bulb was.

 
Two Irishmen met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately,
Pat?"
Pat said, "Well, I have and I haven't."
His friend asked, “well what d'ye mean by that?"
Pat said, "It's like this, y'see...I saw a chap who I thought was Mulligan,
and he saw a chap that he thought was me. And when we got up to one
another...it was neither of us."


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